marcosh (@marcosh@functional.cafe)
Today I probably implemented the most useless #php class I could think of
https://github.com/marcosh/lamphpda/blob/master/src/Unit.php
#functional #functionalprogamming
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php_discussions (@php_discussions@mastodon.social)
Tempest: the final alpha release
https://tempestphp.com/blog/alpha-6/
Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://tempestphp.com/blog/alpha-6/
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MirSobhan (@MirSobhan@persadon.com)
تو آزادبه یه ارتباط شفاف و دوطرفه بین نیازمندهای توسعه نرمافزار و برنامهنویسها شکل میگیره تا همه از رشد نرمافزارهای آزاد سود ببرن! 🚀
فناوری های مورد نیاز:
#PHP #Samphony #vuejs
@azadbeh_official (https://t.me/azadbeh_official})
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phpday (@phpday@phpc.social)
"Running PHP-Applications in a Multi-Process Container" will be Anne-Julia Seitz 's talk at phpday.
Anne-Julia is Software developer @ QOSSMIC .
#phpday25 #PHP #ContinuousIntegration #Delivery #Devops
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phpday - 22nd edition
The annual gathering for developers, professionals, and PHP enthusiasts.
The conference is powered by @grusp
📍Verona (Italy) | 📆 May 15-16, 2025
Tickets https://bit.ly/41J6UP3
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objects (@objects@fedi.vale.rocks)
Reject modernity (Next.js); embrace tradition (PHP).
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NiwlCraft (@NiwlCraft@mastodon.art)
If someone wrote a raytracer in PHP, you can do anything.
The world is your DemoScene.
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castarco (@castarco@hachyderm.io)
Content warning:Rant about PHP
You know a technology is declining when the most basic questions about its most bizarre quirks are left completely unanswered for years.
You know it's going towards total extintion when the most basic questions about many other bizarre quirks are not even asked.
#PHP is like that. Every day I have many of these questions. I look for them. No one asked them before, no one wrote about them before.
I'm baffled by the lack of curiosity and proactivity of its community.
I know it sounds like me piling up on people I don't know anything about, but I used to invest a lot of time programming in PHP. I went to conferences, I made some open source libraries for it, like a PHP kernel for Jupyter Notebooks, I even made a library to work with dataframes, tensors and matrices in PHP (although I lost this one because my laptop was stolen before I released... and I didn't had it in my to rewrite it again).
Then, the ones who I admired the most in that space, like Nikita Popov, started leaving it to work in more intellectually vibrant communities... and it shows.
I'm sure Nikita Popov would be much more gracious than me when talking about it. I can only speculate about his motivations, but at least I can tell you about mine: It was precisely about that same lack of curiosity and creativity that I mentioned before, it felt unbearably grey and sad.
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brendt (@brendt@phpc.social)
The FINAL alpha release for Tempest is here!
https://tempestphp.com/blog/alpha-6
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darmont (@darmont@social.sciences.re)
Programmation Web backend (L3 Informatique) : TD5 corrigé en ligne (Interrogation de base de données) #l3progweb #php #sql
Le TD 5 corrigé (Interrogation de base de données) est disponible en ligne.
https://eric.univ-lyon2.fr/jdarmont/?p=8890
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ojrask (@ojrask@piipitin.fi)
Se ois kuulkaas rekryhommat auki Fennoalla.
Etsin softatiimiini kahta hyvää tyyppiä, 1x mid-ja 1x senior-devaajaa. Perustaitoina tulisi olla PHP ja JS, mutta erityisesti sennun kohdalla kaipaan taitoja myös siitä koodin yläpuolelta. Sisartiimiin etsitään myös yhtä senior-devaajaa.
1/4
(Kaikki buustaukset tervetulleita!)
#GetFediHired #FediRekry #Fennoa #Rekry #Työpaikka #Työpaikkailmoitus #Ohjelmistokehitys #PHP #JS #Taloushallinto #Tilitoimisto
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php_discussions (@php_discussions@mastodon.social)
pdf-to-zpl: A library that encodes PDFs and Images into a printable format (image manipulation with PHP)
https://github.com/benfaerber/pdf-to-zpl
Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://github.com/benfaerber/pdf-to-zpl
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Crell (@Crell@phpc.social)
Code libraries/tools that solve problems that shouldn't exist in the first place annoy me greatly. Mainly because the existence of these popular workarounds and hacks means the underlying problem just doesn't get fixed.
Stable, non-optimal equilibria suck.
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